Different types of BUGS

We can say a common word to define these viruses,worms,trojans,rootkits,...... as MALWARE 's.
Few common viruses can attack your computer very badly
Even though most of the viruses are caught by anti viruses few are not.....

Few viruses that can trouble you & your computer would be:

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack---once if by LAN, twice if by C:>.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to first see a counselor about possible alternatives.
MARIO CUOMO VIRUS: It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.
TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor.Especially play around with the screen resolution.
GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file. Will b a huge file wherin you cannot delete that file.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
PBS VIRUS: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.
CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy.

Whereas if a spywere attacks your computer, then your antiviruses will become a zombie.
They will tell that there are "NO BUGS"
But those BUGS will show their presense & you can feel it as well.
Don't think that anyone can remove these things.
Its absolutely WRoNG !
There are viruses that can eat thechies brains as well and they will end up formatting their comp.
To be frank, this happened to me as well.
I worked for 3 branded/well known antivirus companies as a virus removal technician.
That doesn't means that i'm the MAN.
Few viruses can break your head Just Lyk Dat.
He Heeee Heeeeeee!!!!